You have a responsiblity as a human being to see this movie.
It is important for your character, your patriotism, and your life perspective.
Really, I insist.
Score: 95%
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtCaVtryiE
Quote: "Long live sacred Germany!"
Succinct and jocular movie reviews and ratings. Scores are out of 100. Ratings follow a red, green, yellow system. Green means I highly reccomend it, yellow means be careful and is typically followed by an abbreviated reason: violence, language, sexuality, or stupidity.
3/9/11
Rescue Dawn
This movie is about an airplane pilot named Dieter. He is German and escaped WWII Germany.
Although his last name is not Uchtdorf, he is radically heroic and charming.
This may have something to do with the fact that he is played by Christian Bale.
I Love this movie. It makes me cringe, wince, and cry, but it leaves me with a profound respect for Vietnam War veterans.
Score: 90%
Rating: Yellow (V)
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jIKkxSsBg
Quote: "Howdy"
Although his last name is not Uchtdorf, he is radically heroic and charming.
This may have something to do with the fact that he is played by Christian Bale.
I Love this movie. It makes me cringe, wince, and cry, but it leaves me with a profound respect for Vietnam War veterans.
Score: 90%
Rating: Yellow (V)
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jIKkxSsBg
Quote: "Howdy"
Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
This movie coulda been cool.
The acting woulda been good if the writing wasn't lame
The action shoulda been exciting if the choreography wasn't so far fetched.
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
uh-uh.
Score: 60%
Rating: Yellow (st)
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J2fo5alMVI
The acting woulda been good if the writing wasn't lame
The action shoulda been exciting if the choreography wasn't so far fetched.
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
uh-uh.
Score: 60%
Rating: Yellow (st)
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J2fo5alMVI
3/1/11
2/24/11
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Do you like Oceans 11?
Do you like Wallace and Gromit?
Do you like the color orange?
If you said yes to these three questions, then you will enjoy this movie.
Score: 80%
Rating: Green
preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2igjYFojUo
look I know it's a weird movie but I think it's witty and fascinating okay?!
Do you like Wallace and Gromit?
Do you like the color orange?
If you said yes to these three questions, then you will enjoy this movie.
Score: 80%
Rating: Green
preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2igjYFojUo
look I know it's a weird movie but I think it's witty and fascinating okay?!
Pride and Prejudice
I don't even need to give a review on this movie because you've already seen it.
If you haven't, then I don't suggest you watch this movie...I suggest you get a girlfriend!
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Seriously though, it isn't just mushy, lovey dovey, romance mumbo jumbo. It is well written, beautiful cinematography.
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARWfCBr0ZDM
If you haven't, then I don't suggest you watch this movie...I suggest you get a girlfriend!
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Seriously though, it isn't just mushy, lovey dovey, romance mumbo jumbo. It is well written, beautiful cinematography.
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARWfCBr0ZDM
Extraordinary Measures
This movie taught me that if your 2 kids are dying of a muscular dystrophic disease, go find a cure.
That's right. If you want a miracle, go and get one.
Completely inspirational and nearly life changing.
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZV_bMgB-zA
That's right. If you want a miracle, go and get one.
Completely inspirational and nearly life changing.
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZV_bMgB-zA
2/12/11
RED
This movie takes killing very lightly. It's like; wake up, brush your teeth, kill a guy, go check on your little avocado plant growing in a jar in your kitchen, kill a couple more guys, complain about how bored you are with killing, kill a bad guy with a syringe, reminisce on the good old days when you used to kill so often, then kill a couple more bad guys.
I kinda liked it, but I probably shouldn'tve.
Score: 75
Rating: Retired and Extremely Dangerous
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayFfMfN5AvE
I kinda liked it, but I probably shouldn'tve.
Score: 75
Rating: Retired and Extremely Dangerous
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayFfMfN5AvE
2/11/11
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
I really didn't mind that these "persians" were full fledged, WASP american actors. It was still exciting with a little bit of a twist at the end.
Score: 80
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ7Li5w2I-k
Score: 80
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ7Li5w2I-k
2/7/11
Deep Blue
This movie is rated G, but a baby gets mauled and eaten by a killer whale and they show the whole thing including it's mauled corpse and bones!
Okay, so it was a baby whale but still!
Also, a seal gets launched like a hundred feet in the air which I died laughing at.
Score: 90
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzMtG54qynA
Okay, so it was a baby whale but still!
Also, a seal gets launched like a hundred feet in the air which I died laughing at.
Score: 90
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzMtG54qynA
Secretariat
This movie is kinda like "The Blind Side", but instead of the strong female figure believing in a big black kid, she believes in a big brown horse.
I mean that in a good way!
It also threw in what I considered to be a surprise ending.
Score: 89
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4wvRAjTbm0
I mean that in a good way!
It also threw in what I considered to be a surprise ending.
Score: 89
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4wvRAjTbm0
2/2/11
Two Brothers
Considering I couldn't train my Shi Tzu not to pee on the decorative table plant, I cannot fathom teaching a full grown tiger to chase a car. I also can't imagine as an actor, staring a 600 pound tiger in the face without crying. (especially a 10 year old actor)
So, despite this movie's slow start. I enjoyed it immensely.
Score: 95
Rating: Green
1/31/11
August Rush
A delightful combination of Oliver + Searching for Bobby Fischer
I only have one complaint about this movie...
WHY ISN'T IT A TRUE STORY!?
It's so perfect I just want it to be true.
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5ab6RtA-KE
I only have one complaint about this movie...
WHY ISN'T IT A TRUE STORY!?
It's so perfect I just want it to be true.
Score: 98%
Rating: Green
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5ab6RtA-KE
Star Wars: Clone Wars
I think I ad libbed cooler Jedi dialogue as a 12 year old with a homemade pvc pipe light saber than this movie spits out.
In fact, this movie begs the question: When will they stop making Star Wars movies geared toward pre-teens?
The answer: probably once George Lucas is dead.
However, there is some redemption in the battle sequences, and the creativity of the character design.
If you are absolutely obsessed with Star Wars, you will geek out about this preview 10X more than the movie itself.
Score: 65%
Rating: Yellow
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVra0kGhJAM
In fact, this movie begs the question: When will they stop making Star Wars movies geared toward pre-teens?
The answer: probably once George Lucas is dead.
However, there is some redemption in the battle sequences, and the creativity of the character design.
If you are absolutely obsessed with Star Wars, you will geek out about this preview 10X more than the movie itself.
Score: 65%
Rating: Yellow
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVra0kGhJAM
the social network
not. worth. it.
The lightning fast dialogue and fascinating plot is not worth the content.
Score: 45%
Rating: Red
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB95KLmpLR4
The lightning fast dialogue and fascinating plot is not worth the content.
Score: 45%
Rating: Red
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB95KLmpLR4
1/29/11
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
The acting in this movie is top notch. Seriously this is probably the first time I've watched Shia LaBeouf without thinking of Louis Stephens. Very dramatic movie.
I'm still wondering though... Was there a moral to this story? Tell me money isn't the key to happiness!
Wow and the music in this movie is bizarre.
Watch this movie if you want raw interpersonal drama, very little sexual content, and two plain as day F bombs. (one from Shia himself!)
Rating: yellow
Score: 75
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5hEBqYfTE
I'm still wondering though... Was there a moral to this story? Tell me money isn't the key to happiness!
Wow and the music in this movie is bizarre.
Watch this movie if you want raw interpersonal drama, very little sexual content, and two plain as day F bombs. (one from Shia himself!)
Rating: yellow
Score: 75
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5hEBqYfTE
1/25/11
Despicable Me
Funny and original. A refreshing re-invention of slapstick comedy.
Also a bit heartwarming.
When you watch this movie, pay attention to the reflections and the lighting. Illumination studios gets a high five for that.
Also, Gru punches a shark in the face.
Score: 95
Rating: Green
Preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZY_XRjABs
Also a bit heartwarming.
When you watch this movie, pay attention to the reflections and the lighting. Illumination studios gets a high five for that.
Also, Gru punches a shark in the face.
Score: 95
Rating: Green
Preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZY_XRjABs
Bee Movie
Absolutely nothing like what I expected and absolutely everything I hoped for. I laughed out loud at least 17 times.
However, the high energy humor gets to be a bit spastic. It can be slightly overwhelming, thanks to Jerry Seinfeld's "yelling talk". No worries though; just watch it again and you'll be catching things you didn't catch before.
Score: 90
Rating Green
Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16SMpTXpuuY
However, the high energy humor gets to be a bit spastic. It can be slightly overwhelming, thanks to Jerry Seinfeld's "yelling talk". No worries though; just watch it again and you'll be catching things you didn't catch before.
Score: 90
Rating Green
Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16SMpTXpuuY
1/18/11
"9"
"9" is a guilty pleasure.
Guilty, because it is like watching "A Bug's Life" taking place in 1946 Hiroshima, Japan.
Pleasure, because it somehow manages to be visually captivating while virtually using a brown and neon green color palette .
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Guilty, because it is like watching "A Bug's Life" taking place in 1946 Hiroshima, Japan.
Pleasure, because it somehow manages to be visually captivating while virtually using a brown and neon green color palette .
Score- 68
Rating- Yellow
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Rhyme or reason?
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