I think I ad libbed cooler Jedi dialogue as a 12 year old with a homemade pvc pipe light saber than this movie spits out.
In fact, this movie begs the question: When will they stop making Star Wars movies geared toward pre-teens?
The answer: probably once George Lucas is dead.
However, there is some redemption in the battle sequences, and the creativity of the character design.
If you are absolutely obsessed with Star Wars, you will geek out about this preview 10X more than the movie itself.
Score: 65%
Rating: Yellow
Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVra0kGhJAM
Succinct and jocular movie reviews and ratings. Scores are out of 100. Ratings follow a red, green, yellow system. Green means I highly reccomend it, yellow means be careful and is typically followed by an abbreviated reason: violence, language, sexuality, or stupidity.
You did have cooler dialogue. We have proof on a home video.
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