Harry Potter 7 Part 2

A grand climax to the Harry Potter symphony. It was as good as I hoped it would be but inevitably shorter than I wished it could be.

Score:95%
Rating: Green

Unknown

This movie taught me that a car accident can completely change your nature; and in turn lead you down a path of repentance and reconciliation. Hooray for car wrecks!

Score: 70%
Rating: Yellow (violence)

Spiderman 3

I think it is called Spiderman 3 because it attempted to follow 3 villains at once which made for three underdeveloped bad guys and one super-dorky-spidey.

Score: 60%
Rating: Yellow (stupid)

Top Gun

PG?! Really?! A mild suggestion for parental guidance doesn't even go close to far enough. Also, it was so profoundly goofy I had to shut it off after the first hour. And I could only take so much of "Take My Breath Away". Maybe that just illustrates my lack of appreciation for the 80's.

Score: 40%
Rating: RED

The Adjustment Bureau

Pleasantly frustrating, Surprisingly profound, Unexpectedly romantic, and potentially spiritual.

Score:90%
Rating: Green

Cowboys and Aliens

I'm a little offended they didn't call this movie "Cowboys and Indians and Aliens." C'mon why do they always neglect the natives!?

Seriously though this movie kicks so much extra terrestrial keister. I want to see it again as soon as possible.

Score: 95%
Rating: Green!

Captain America

Despite this movie's failed attempt at making a villan more diabolical than Hitler, I thought it was a home run. Very heroic hero and very ugly bud guy

Score: 95%
Rating: Green

As Good as it Gets

This movie is like watching Seinfeld that is not funny, uses foul language, and has partial nudity. To me, that ruins it.


Score: 50%
Rating:  Red