Thor

Two things came to mind while watching this movie:

Mario Kart's Rainbow Road course and "Man that guy is buff."

Score: 85%
Rating: Green

Cars 2

I was never infatuated with "Cars" because it felt too much like Jay Jay the jet plane. However it's one redeeming factor was it's appeal to kids. Ya know...vroom vroom talking cars...kids love it! Then Cars 2 decides it's going to add this mafia element to the mix and attach machine guns to hub caps. Now its "vroom vroom....blam blam blam....kabooom you're dead I killed you!"

Well Pixar...you killed your perfect streak. And I'm bummed about it.

Score: 65%
Rating: Yellow (a little violent for little kids)

Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides

I was so confused by this movie's lack of a good protagonist.

I was all like "Oh HE dies? That must mean he was the bad guy."

I also always feel the urge to take a shower after these pirate movies.

Score: 75%
Rating: Yellow

Million Dollar Baby

Am I glad I watched this movie?

Yes.

Do I wish I never saw this movie?

Yes.

Did I love this movie?

Yes.

Did I hate this movie?

Yes.

Score: 80%
Rating: Yellow (scar you for life)